How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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