My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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