fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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