Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
only if we run a train.
done.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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