Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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