ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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