i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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