Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm both gender and math confused
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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