winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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