Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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