Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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