As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I could have mohawked her pubes.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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