I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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