so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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