The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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