i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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