Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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