Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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