Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Randomize
