i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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