clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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