id be glad to
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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