Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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