oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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