Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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