You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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