I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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