I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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