If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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