Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm really busy with my period
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