you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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