Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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