First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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