My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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