stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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