She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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