My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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