But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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