Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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