And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
being pregnant is like rehab
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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