he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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