He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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