I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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