Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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