My friends, they love my intelligence
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My pussy is not your playground.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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