That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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