Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
