Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i came on her dog
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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