I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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