Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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