Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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