She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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