Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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